28 September 2004



To Whom It May Concern:

I hereby resign my position as Programmer III in the Information Services Department Customer Support Center at ** ***** ****** *****, formerly called as the Help Desk - but known in the user community as the "NO-HELP Desk".

This resignation is effective immediately.

I leave this unit to pursue a position in which I get paid a considerable amount of money more than you and a really nice title.

Perhaps the purpose of your life is only to serve as a warning to others. My purpose in life is to afford you endless torture as I endured in my 15 months under your 'leadership'.

I leave here with my head held high, a skip in my step and amazingly without a trail of bodies left in my wake only by the grace of a whisper of what is left of my humanity. The satisfaction of knowing you will live a lonely, miserable life comforts me in this time of transition.

Please feel free to resign from this position at your earliest convenience. As, I no longer work in the Customer Support Unit I am no longer bound by the agreement I signed when I took the position to not file a lawsuit against management.

The gentleman who just handed you this letter is my attorney and the man next to him is serving you with papers informing you of the Federal Lawsuit I have filed on the grounds of discrimination, harassment, fraud, abuse, libel, and slander and for generally being an incompetent jerk. Security is waiting outside to seize your computer and your email account has been frozen.

The Human Resources Department is awaiting your company just now in a meeting I scheduled for you after you have received this letter. A representative is waiting for you in the lobby. It might be a good idea to pack up your personal effects and don't forget your i.d. badge. My guess is; you will not be returning.

Sometimes good things happen to good people and for once, those good people happen to be me.

Have a nice day and GO A's,



Zachary D Manprin
Luckiest Bastard on Earth